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Saying I have a boyfriend is surreal




1 week ago19,578 notes©

he texted me ‘hey’.. so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious


1 week ago1 note
#relationship #boyfriend #boyfriendless #boyfie #bae #lol

jdrox:

musesongs:

Undisclosed Starlight (Mashup) x

THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. I. NEED. IN. HUMAN. EXISTENCE.


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snazziest:

Responding to compliments

snazziest:

Responding to compliments


1 week ago67,633 notes©

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win." —- My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)


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fineas-and-pherb:

(x)


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creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.


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bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet


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2 weeks ago119,047 notes©

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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2 weeks ago521,202 notes©

HAHAHA


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