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Saying I have a boyfriend is surreal




3 weeks ago20,408 notes©

he texted me ‘hey’.. so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious


3 weeks ago1 note
#relationship #boyfriend #boyfriendless #boyfie #bae #lol

jdrox:

musesongs:

Undisclosed Starlight (Mashup) x

THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. I. NEED. IN. HUMAN. EXISTENCE.


3 weeks ago3,458 notes©

snazziest:

Responding to compliments

snazziest:

Responding to compliments


3 weeks ago72,662 notes©

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win." —- My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)


3 weeks ago117,758 notes©

fineas-and-pherb:

(x)


3 weeks ago1,624 notes©

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


3 weeks ago635,299 notes©


3 weeks ago36,274 notes©

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.


3 weeks ago138,852 notes

bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet


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1 month ago119,879 notes©

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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1 month ago527,492 notes©

HAHAHA


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