winna winna chicken dinna
My hair has more personality than my 23 years of existence .
he texted me ‘hey’.. so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
Undisclosed Starlight (Mashup) x
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. I. NEED. IN. HUMAN. EXISTENCE.
An expertly done three point turn
Weren’t expecting that house
#our house #in the middle of the street
Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it